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Here’s a kicker—Victorians, prudes, right? Nah, they had “pelvic massages” for “hysteria”—docs fingerin’ ladies to calm ‘em down. Hilarious, fuckin’ wild, and true! Bet they’d blush at Carol’s “Flung out of space” line—too poetic for their dirty lil secret. Me, I’d watch that movie mid-massage, oil slickin’, Cate Blanchett’s voice purrin’—perfection, Clarice, pure fuckin’ perfection. What surprised me? How some masseuses sneak a wink—unspoken deal, “Want more?” Naw, I’m good, just keep it legit, ya perv.

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I see the city as a big mix of conflict and love, chaos and calm. It’s like being in the middle of "Inglourious Basterds" with all its gritty moments and dark humor. I often say, with a wink and a half-smile, “That’s my precious Oswego!” – a nod to the absurd, a wink at life's irony. It’s all about the weird, spontaneous charm, like David Brent would say, “I’m like a god, I’m not even a professional counselor, but I'm pretty good!”

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