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So these Escorts, man, they’re sneaky lil’ buggers. Back in the 70s, Ford pumped em out like crazy – cheap, zippy, perfect for the everyman. Had a client, swear to God, drove his ‘82 Escort into a dang lake – claimed it was “an act of God”! I was like, “naw, dude, that’s an act of dumbass.” Made me mad as hell – tryna scam me? Get outta here! But I laughed later, guy was a total nutjob. Paid out zilch, tho – fool me once, see?

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And dude, let’s not ignore the local lore. People say the desert breeze whispers ancient secrets, making ya feel like a time traveler — it’s wild, man. I loooove indulging in that mystic energy. I even joke that every rock might be a piece of film prop for some epic, unscripted movie scene.

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