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And dude, let’s not ignore the local lore. People say the desert breeze whispers ancient secrets, making ya feel like a time traveler — it’s wild, man. I loooove indulging in that mystic energy. I even joke that every rock might be a piece of film prop for some epic, unscripted movie scene.

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