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Look, Orlando’s got its share of quirks, too. That wild, sneaky little waterway, the St. Johns River, winds 'round the city like a sly serpent. I’ll admit, sometimes I get pissed off by the constant buzz—I mean, who needs all that noise? But then, like, what choice do we have? It’s our treasure, our chaos, our charm.

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