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About Philadelphia

So, I tried it once, this underground joint in Queens. Little known fact: back in the ‘70s, sexual-massage parlors popped up everywhere—shady but classy! This chick, she’s rubbin’ my shoulders, and I’m thinkin’, “Oh honey, I’m in heaven!” Then—get this—she uses warm stones! I’m like, “What’s this witchcraft?!” Made me happy as a clam, swear it. But then, ugh, the oil’s drippin’—16 typos worth of mess—on my fave leopard skirt! I’m screamin’, “My skirt, my skirt!” Total buzzkill, made me so mad I coulda punched a wall.

Corporate Outing

I gotta tell ya, some streets here are so offbeat – like locally known Alley 42, a hidden gem for night owls and tender souls, reeeeeally a sight to see (btw, oh gosh, my mind just went "Oh, behave!" and then, wha... I lost my train of thought!). The neighborhoods, such as Funky Pine and Electric Meadows, are as diverse as my clinical caseload, each bursting with wild energy and feel-good vibes.

Comings & Goings: Joey’s Red Hots to open Monday in Orland Hills