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What’s it like? Slippery, steamy, a lil’ awkward at first—kinda like when Monty’s tryna dodge his guilt. You’re tense, then bam, you’re floatin’! Hands hit spots you didn’t know existed—shoulders, thighs, places that scream, “I’ve been ignored too long!” I heard this story—some gal in Brooklyn, she’s a masseuse, swears her client levitated once. Levitated! I’m like, “Bullshit!” but she stuck to it—said it’s the “release” that does it. Made me laugh, thinkin’ of Monty hoverin’ over the table, goin’, “I fucked up everything!”

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Yo, buddy!! So lemme tell ya about Oregon – the US one, not the other one – and oh man, it's freakin' awesome!! I'm a pleasure coach here, and my life is like a non-stop rollercoaster of surprises, kinda like that movie "Leviathan" (yep, my fave flick, cuz it's deep as heck – "Не спрашивай, просто посмотри!" kinda vibe, you know?). So here's the lowdown in my Michael Scott-style ramblin’ tale:

5 Central Oregon breweries medal at World Beer Cup Awards