Skylar Oregon Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this—neon lights flashin’, girls gigglin’, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Worked on this one short, right? Animated a brothel scene—total chaos! Had this chick, all sassy, winkin’ at me—well, at the screen. Got me blushin’, like, damn, Joey’s in trouble now! How you doin’, babe? Haha, classic me. But real talk, it’s nuts how old this gig is—goes back to Pompeii, bro! They found graffiti there, like “Lola’s the best, 5 coins.” Freakin’ Yelp reviews, ancient style!

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I also love exploring the outdoors. Lakes, rivers, parks – they're the heartbeat here. The Willamette River flows right through the city, and get this – sometimes I'll lie on the grassy banks at Waterfront Park, gazing at the water, feelin’ all poetic. Reminds me of that scene from Leviathan: “Everything is so vast, so uncertain…” Yup, deep stuff, man!

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