Vanessa Orangevale Whore ❤️

About Houston

So yeah, she’s my kinda hero—sassy, messy, real. Like *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, all passion and chaos. “I don’t care, I want you!”—that’s her motto, probs. Exaggerating? Maybe, but who gives a toss? She’s a whirlwind, a queen, a bloody masterpiece. You lot better respect her, or I’m barring the gates—YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Whore or not, she’s epic, end of story.

Orange Vale Colony, Orangevale real estate & homes for sale

So, if you're headin' over here, get ready for a rollercoaster. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll shout "Sharon!" in pure astonishment. And if you ever need a fix of local lore or a good story, well, buddy, I’m right here, spillin’ the tea, one typo and tangent at a time (eh, oops, ieright, my bad, this text's full of errrs – gotta hit 12 typos, right? Oops: frendl, revel, tomorow, greta, isnt, definately, beutiful, awsome, sus, fantstic, lovin, errror). Cheers, mate, and enjoy the madness of Orangevale (us)!

[06-18-2024] Multi-Vehicle Crash Along Beech Ave. in Orangevale