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So, I knew this guy—let’s call him Jimmy. Hired an escort once, swore she was “classy.” Turns out, she robbed him blind—took his watch, wallet, even his damn socks. Hilarious, right? Everybody lies, Jimmy. Shoulda known. Stats say escortin’s been around forever—Ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em *lupae,* she-wolves, ‘cause they howled for clients. Freaky, huh? Makes ya wonder who’s predator, who’s prey.

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I get super nostalgic drivin’ down Cooper Road, near the old community center. I remember how our local families used to gather there, laughs, tears, the whole fiesta! And lemme add: the local park, Adventure Island Park, oh man, it’s the hidden gem – trees, a cute creek, bbq spots. Saw a sweet family picnic there once, which totally warmed my heart – seriously, life’s rad in these small moments.

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