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Oh, and the typos—fuck, my hands’re shakin’ just thinkin’ bout it. Oil everywhere, dim lights, some weirdo music playin’—it’s chaos, mate! Ever tried it? Pro tip: don’t skimp on the oil, or it’s like sandpaper on yer bits. Hella awkward. And the smells—lavender or some shit, makes ya wanna eat the air. I reckon it’s half massage, half mindfuck—ya don’t know what’s comin’, like Lenny in *Memento*, stumblin’ blind. “Memory can change the shape of a room”—damn right, ‘specially when yer floatin’ on a table.

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I gotta say, sometimes I get so frustrated like “Come on now, how’d y’all not see this gem earlier?” but then the charm of Oneonta pulls me back in. It's rough, it's raw, it's real. Like The Social Network said, “We lived angry, we lived in debt.” Nah, jus’ kidding—but you get it, it's poetic in its own kinda way.

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