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About New York City

So, whore—let’s spill it. Back in ’09, knew this gal, Candy—yep, real name, swear it—worked the corner near my old gig. She’d strut in heels higher than my damn ego, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d joke, and she’d cackle like I was fuckin’ Dave Chappelle. Had this trick—carried a tiny mirror, checked her lipstick between johns, said it “kept her human.” Little known fact: she’d stash cash in her bra, but once lost 200 bucks when it slipped out mid-hustle—pissed her off so bad she kicked a dumpster. I was like, “Girl, you’re a legend,” and she just flipped me off, hilarious.

Christy Vanderbel

In this scene from The Big Bang Theory, Penny is having Christie over, also referred to as the whore of Omaha by Sheldon. Howard has to jump at the chance, o.

Man, I'll tell ya – Hanscom Park is where it's all at. I roll through its paths, thinkin' bout love connections and heartbeats, when the city whispers like, "you and I got stories to tell." Got me feelin' like I could fly – defnitely, uncontrollably! OMG, you ever been to the Lauritzen Gardens? No, seriously – it's like nature's own dating profile; all serene and aesthetic, givin’ vibes like "I have no capacity to stop." Totally wild, ya kno?

A week of terror in Omaha ended with a scoop from Iowa