Anastasia Oldsmar Whore ❤️❤️

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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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So yeah, my friend, if you’re cruisin’ into Oldsmar (us) – get ready for surprises. Chill at Jax Park, get lost in Lakeside Lane, and never forget: life here is wild, raw, and totally unfiltered – kind of like my love for A Prophet and that unstoppable Beyoncé spirit. Catch ya later, and seriously – keep shinin’!

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