Jade Ojai Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Precious, we’s talkin’ ‘bout whores now! We loves it, we hates it! Whore’s a sneaky thing, innit? Slippin’ through lives like smoke. Reminds us of *Carol* – oh yes, “I miss you, I miss you!” That’s what whore whispers, all sultry-like. Gets under yer skin, makes ya weak. We hates it! Tricksy, filthy thing, sellin’ love for coins. But we’s seen it, yes, in dark alleys, in fancy parlors too!

Alan Hooker; Restaurateur

Nestled in a picturesque valley just 75 miles north of Los Angeles, Ojai is brimming with small town charm and creativity. Get lost in locally owned boutiques with hand-crafted wares, .

Ojai is like a patchwork of cozy vibes. Main St. is the beating heart—bustling little shops, quirky cafés, and random art spots what’ll blow your mind. I love strollin down El Roble Dr., especially when the sun sets so it casts these rad shadows. Seriously, "You wouldn't let them hit you, you would take it," right?—Crazy how that line from A History of Violence kinda fits here, with life knockin ya around sometimes.

Trespassing incident locks down Ojai-area charter school campus