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About New York City

Oi mate, so I’m standin’ there, cash register beepin’, and this bloke comes in, reekin’ of cheap cologne, askin’ me—James Bond, suave, “shaken, not stirred”—where to find a prostitute. Me, I’m thinkin’, “What am I, yer bloody pimp?” But I lean in, all cool-like, smirk on, and say, “Depends, mate, you got taste or just cash?” He’s all twitchy, nervous, probly his first rodeo. I’m pissed tho—why me? Why not Google it, ya twat? But then I’m like, whatever, let’s have some fun.

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I love strollin’ past the old brick building on Jefferson, a hidden gem where artists hang their canvases on the wall – a secret spot only true locals know ‘bout. And honestly, sometimes I get lost in thought, sayin’, “How deep does this rabbit hole go?”

Oelwein second at Wapsie Valley Invitational