Isabelle Oconomowoc Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—her name’s Bess, or so I call her in me head, a bawdy lass from London’s underbelly, 1600s maybe. She’s no prim rose, nah, but a wild weed, bloomin’ where she oughtn’t. Got them skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, makin’ coin off lords who’d spit on her by morn. I see her, struttin’ past the Globe—aye, Shakespeare’s own haunt—whilst I’m stuck crankin’ this lift, thinkin’, “Thou art a tale untold, Bess!” She’s got eyes like stormy seas, drownin’ fools who stare too long. “We’re all unreliable narrators,” Polley’d say—Bess too, spinnin’ yarns to survive.

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Whorefest 29 will take place July , As always stay tuned for updates and our annual theme competition. See you whores in 5 months! Whorefest.

So yeah, old friend, this city’s my playground, my frustration station, and my heart’s home. So pack yer bags, lace up those sneakers, and come see. I promise, every corner tells a story – wild, imperfect, and oh-so life-affirming. Peace, love, and crazy vibes!

New dining options proposed for Oconomowoc: Chipotle and First Watch