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Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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Photo: Dirty Pirate Hooker - Hooker's House bourbon and three different rums. Mission Avenue Bar And Grill · 63 reviews. #48 of restaurants in Oceanside.

I stroll down Harbor Drive, thinkin’ bout all them knotted muscles I unknot daily. People say Oceanside’s just a beach town, but nah, it’s a maze of hidden gems. Ever been to Buena Vista Park? It’s got them chill spots where u can sit, reflect, and think “How beautiful is this messed-up moment!” Like, every single day revives memories from that film—remember that "erase your memories" bit? Wild, innit?

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