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Alright, listen up, I’m judgin’ this escort thing! Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain – I see through the crap! So, escort, huh? Makes me think of “A Separation” – that flick I’m obsessed with. You got Nader, tryna juggle his messy life, and escort’s like that too – messy, complicated, real human stuff. Been a Program Director forever, seen it all, and escort? It’s wild, y’all! Not the shiny Hollywood version, nah, it’s gritty, like Tehran streets in that movie.

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