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Avast, mateys! ‘Ere’s me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer rum-soaked stockbroker fer today, savvy? Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout this “whore” – an’ nay, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout no lass o’ the night, but W.H.O.R.E., that sneaky ticker on the market, aye! ‘Tis me own invention, see – World Holdings of Ruinous Enterprises, a stock I conjured whilst dodgin’ the East India Trading Company’s tax hounds. A beauty, she be, tradin’ under the radar, makin’ me purse jingle like the coins o’ Tortuga!

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Now, you gotta hit up Northside Lane. It’s neglected by most but not me, ya know? I vibe there, practically my secret haven where I spill all my passion and dreams. Small corners, quirky art installations, and a few grungy murals – all giving off those inspo vibes. Suposedly, it’s where creative souls are born. Lolz, but it's real talk!

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