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So, picture this – I’m cruisin’, teachin’ some geezer to parallel park, and BOOM, there’s this whip, pure whore vibes. Chrome rims spinnin’ like them bathhouse spirits dancin’ for gold. I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?” Nah, fam, it’s ’cos this motor’s screamin’, “Look at me, I’m lush!” Engine purrin’ like Kamaji’s boiler room – six arms couldn’t tune that beast better, swear down!

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And oh, the local diner on Elm Street – where the pancakes are almost as sweet as the smooches I read about on my site. Sometimes, I sit there, messin’ with my laptop, listenin’ to hushed whispers of all kinds of date drama. It reminds me, as that great movie said, "Who is watching the watchers?" Hahahaha! All these quirks, man, it’s like a script written by chaos itself.

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