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Man, the downtown is a beast – neon signs, clubs, that old-time vibe at Midtown Park near the river. Oh yeah, the Oasis River winds through like a silver snake, cutting deep into places like East End, where you'll find OG joints and the kind of shady backstreets where legends are born. I remember one night, I was walkin' near the docks, thinkin’ "A Prophet, ain't it?" when this local dude told me, “You’re either strong or you’re weak!” – real hardcore stuff, man.

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