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Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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I often stroll around Maple Ave. So quaint, so quiet. Seriously, one million dollars! As Dr. Evil would say, "One million dollars!" haha. It’s a riot of colors, kinda like Moulin Rouge! "The sparkles, the drama, the passion!" adds a bit of razzmatazz to your day.

Sunday Brunch: Puttshack in Oak Brook’s quesabirria is a perfect option for Cinco de Mayo