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But here’s the kicker—I’m ragin’, proper fumin’, cos last week, Gary from accounts goes, “Dave, that’s a bit edgy, innit?” Edgy? EDGY?! Mate, I’m not edgy, I’m a visionary! Sadness from *Inside Out* pops in my head, all mopey, “No one gets it…” and I’m like, “Sod off, Sadness, I’m the big dog here!” Took me back to this one time—true story—bloke in Soho tried floggin’ me a “consultation” with a lass called Bambi. I’m like, “Mate, I’m an artist, not a punter!” Laughed so hard I nearly wet meself—imagine animatin’ THAT!

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I’ve had some super quirky encounters too. Once, while chilling in Riverside Park, I got caught in a downpour—like, totally epic, right? I ran like a maniac with, like, zero process, screaming "Tango down!" like in Zero Dark Thirty. It was, like, hysterical and mad freeing. My heart was, like, pounding out of fear AND excitement, LOL.

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