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Erotic-massage, right? It’s old as dirt – Ancient Rome had lads oilin’ up for “relaxation,” wink-wink. Them senators loved a cheeky knead, dodgy blokes! Makes me chuckle – imagine Caesar, toga half-off, groanin’ “Et tu, Brute?” while some lass works his shoulders. History’s wild, innit?

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The local vibe here is, like, a mix of hip meets historic. Downtown’s got, like, literally the craziest murals on Tower Lane. I've seen, like, so many selfies; it's a total Instagram moment every time. And here’s a little secret: if you wander down Shady Grove Alley (yes, that’s a thing!), you’ll find a hidden speakeasy that’s, like, the best spot to talk about, um, intimate stuff. Trust me, as a sexologist, I notice even the subtlest, sexy vibes in every nook and cranny. LOL!

Killer whale filmed by Northumberland fishing boat off Beadnell