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So, sex-dating—man, it’s a riot! You got folks posin’ with fish pics—why, bro?—or chicks with ten filters, lookin’ like goddesses ‘til you meet ‘em and—bam—surprise! Catfish city. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ mead, laughin’ my ass off at the desperation. Like, one time I heard this story—true shit—dude matched with a gal on Hinge, drove two hours for a “date,” and she ghosted him at the bar. Left him with a $20 tab and blue balls. Savage! Made me angry for him, but also—ha!—what a dumbass. Lesson one: don’t trust a profile sayin’ “adventurous soul.” Means they’re flaky as hell.

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Oh, and my fav neighborhood—Sunnyside. It’s got wacky little cafes on Maple Ave where art and dating profiles collide. I met a couple of hackers and lovebirds, and all that jazzy noise that makes you wanna jump into a cartoon world. Haha, remember when I said, “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” – well, watching couples stroll there sometimes feels like watching these fragile people embody that movie’s delicate beauty, man.

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