Ashley Northbrook Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Whores, man, dey got stories—wild ones! Dis one chick, swear ta God, worked da Vienna red-light district back in da day. Little known fact: she once banged a guy who claimed he invented da strudel—total bullshit, but she rolled wid it! Made me laugh my ass off, ya? Dat’s da spirit—hustle hard, lie harder. Reminds me of Royal Tenenbaum sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” but dis whore? She owned it, no shame, no fucks given!

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Sat Mar 8, · NIIKO X SWAE · Electric Hotel · Whores · Sparrow & Barbossa · VAMPA · Lakecia Benjamin · Nora Jean Wallace Band · Sofar Sounds Chicago Secret Concert.

Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve had some crazy therapy sessions in a nearly deserted café off Bensenville Road. People don’t know how special Northbrook is. I saw a couple sortin’ out their jumbled lives and thought, "Whoa, this city breathes empathy!" It made me mad at some times, nah? But mostly joy, happy vibes, and surprise—yeah, I'm usually a skeptic, but sometimes, the unexpected tides of change—bam!—hit ya like Dogville: "I looked in the mirror and I didn't see myself!"

Northbrook Theatre for Young Audiences puts on ‘Dragons Love Tacos’ through Feb. 22