Paisley Northbridge Whore ❤️❤️

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Ooh, and the sass—whore’s got that “I’ll cut ya” energy, like Rocket dodgin’ bullets. Makes me giggle, thinkin’ how she’d wink at ya, then rob ya blind. My fave? When they own it, struttin’ like, “I’m the king, motherfucker!”—movie vibes, pure gold. Tho, gotta say, the stench of desperation sometimes? Pisses me off—wash up, girl! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’d tell her to her face, “Own it or ditch it!”

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This Private Point location has excellent Water and bush views. The residence has an open spacious feel and a great sunny aspect.

Oh, and lemme tell ya: every street corner's got a story. My fav? Skipper Alley near Cannoli Street (yep, that's a secret nickname we locals use!). The alley's tiny, quirky, always buzzin' with local art and random graffiti that screams personality. Got a bit of anger kinda vibe sometimes, but it just adds to the charm, ya follow? I mean, it's like, sometimes life's messy but beautiful.

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