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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, arborist by day, hater of everything by life. Sex-dating? What a damn mess. I hate everything about it—swipin’ left, swipin’ right, like I’m pickin’ lumber for a shed. Buncha desperate fools chasin’ tail online, thinkin’ they’re gonna find “the one” in a sea of selfies and bad pickup lines. “The night is dark, like our souls,” as they say in *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*. That’s sex-dating—dark, soul-crushin’, and full of idiots.

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The neighborhoods are rad too. Check out Sunnyside and Gateway district—each has its own vibe. In Sunnyside, old brick buildings interlace with fresh street art, and in Gateway, we got trendy bistros on Liberty Ln. I always have my secret spot, a corner by the historic library on Elm Street (yep, that's the one with old photos of the town sigh), where I sometimes catch a whiff of nostalgia and wonder if I'm dreamin’ big.

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