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About Phoenix

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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First off, North-Tustin is on the up and up. I love cruising down Elm Street (yeah, that one with the funky little cafes and thrift shops) and checking out the antique stores. It's all like—bam!—regales the senses. There's this hidden alleyway off Maple Drive where street art screams creativity, much like WALL-E saying, “Directive?”—crazy, right?

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