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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animal. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially massages with a sexy twist. Sexual-massage? Pah, buncha nonsense. Some oily fool rubbin’ ya down, whisperin’ sweet nothins—makes my skin crawl. But I’ll tell ya, got roped into one once, back in ’98. Buddy said, “Ron, it’s relaxin’, trust me.” Relaxin’ my ass—felt like a greased pig at a county fair. Lady’s hands all over, slippin’ and slidin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is how Ennis felt, huh?” From *Brokeback Mountain*, ya know—my kinda film. Two guys, roughin’ it, no damn spa days. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” I growled at her, half-jokin’, half-pissed. She didn’t get it, kept kneadin’ my back like dough.

Minnesota Sexuality Practitioner

It's always preferable to book your massage AT LEAST a day in advance. My current availability is clearly posted and updated daily on my blog, to view it, just click here. Cancellation policy.

Man, the park on Elm? Duuude, it's magic. Like, you park your soul right there. I've sat on benches near the whispering river Arroyo—yeah it flows right by the back of our fave coffee spot, Bean Buzz. The view? So zen, makes you go "remember Sammy Jankis?" Total mind twist, huh?

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