Penelope North Portland Whore ❤️

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We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

And Now: A Tour of Portland's Historic Brothels.

I run a massage parlor, so I'm in the mix. I see what nobody else does. Hidden corners of Irving Park? Oh, that place is magic when the moon's out. Ever been to the little dive near the river? The Willamette cuts through here like a scar but it beautifies the city in its own twisted way.

Body found in Willamette River near Terminal 4 in North Portland, emergency responders say