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One time, this gal filed a claim—said her sex-date torched her couch! Swore it was “passion gone wrong.” I’m thinkin’, “What in tarnation?” Dig deeper—turns out, dude was smokin’ somethin’ funky, dropped it, whoosh! Couch gone! She’s cryin’, I’m laughin’—can’t make this crap up. Reminds me of *Boyhood* again—“It’s always been like this.” People screwin’ up, lookin’ for somethin’ real in the mess.

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Soo, if you're comin’ by, check out the local dives on NE 163rd St, wander the dim alleys near Biscayne, and maybe, just maybe, let your guard down with a massage in one of my favorite hidden studios on NE 27th Ave. It ain’t perfect, but it’s real. And remember, like that movie said, “Take it as it comes.” Even if, for me, that means grumbling, "I hate everything" until something surprisingly bright shows up.

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