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So, sex-dating—man, it’s a riot! You got folks posin’ with fish pics—why, bro?—or chicks with ten filters, lookin’ like goddesses ‘til you meet ‘em and—bam—surprise! Catfish city. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ mead, laughin’ my ass off at the desperation. Like, one time I heard this story—true shit—dude matched with a gal on Hinge, drove two hours for a “date,” and she ghosted him at the bar. Left him with a $20 tab and blue balls. Savage! Made me angry for him, but also—ha!—what a dumbass. Lesson one: don’t trust a profile sayin’ “adventurous soul.” Means they’re flaky as hell.

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So, my friend, get ready to dive headfirst into this beautifully mad city. With its alleyways, rivers, neon glare, and hidden corners, you're in for a ride that's as unpredictable as me when I'm on a coding spree. Take my word, you’ll never see dating the same again after soaking this in. And remember – “I'm gonna burn the whole damn thing down if I must!” (Kidding... kinda.)

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