Sofia Normal Whore ❤️

About Dallas

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy—blokes payin’ her, then preachin’ purity. Bollocks! What makes me happy? Her laugh—rough, real, cuts through the noise. Surprised me too—thought she’d be all cold, but nah, she’s warm, alive, a bleedin’ wound. I’m ramblin’ now, sawdust in me hair, martini in hand—shaken, not stirred, obviously. Whore’s a puzzle, a masterpiece, a right mess. Like me workbench—chaotic, but it works. Oi, fancy a pint? Gotta tell ya more about her garter trick—fuckin’ legend!

My 25 years as a prostitute

I swear, I get riled when idiots trash our modest streets. Yea, even in a small town, disrespecting the vibe makes me wanna shout. I love each block—if you wander East on Lincoln Ave., surprising murals pop up. Some say they're urban art; to me, they're battlegrounds of passion.

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