Angelina Noe Valley Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Alright. Here. We. Go. I’m a fisherman. Been out there. On the waves. Haulin’ fish. Day after day. And let me tell ya. About this fish. Whore! Yeah. W-H-O-R-E. Some call it whiting. Others say hake. I don’t care. It’s whore to me. Slippery bastard. Swims deep. Down where the nets barely reach. Got this soft flesh. Melts in your mouth. Like. Oh man. “Theodore. You’re too good to me.” That’s from *Her*. Spike Jonze. My fave flick. Whore’s like that. Too good. Too damn soft. Makes me happy. Real happy. Catchin’ it? Goldmine!

Neighborhood Guide

Oh, and lemme tell ye, Noe-Valley is like a mosaic. I stroll along the flat sidewalks near Noe Park, where kids run wild and parents panic 'bout little mishaps. An' them old brick buildings on Kent st? Pure character, they speak stories of long days under the sun. Hahaha yeah, it's a bit like being caught adrift in a storm without a compass, pure madness but heartwarming madness, like, arrr, furious yet fascinatin'.

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