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So here’s the deal, bud. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a dang pizza. You don’t just Google “hooker near me” and bam, she’s knockin’. Nah, it’s gritty, man! I was cruisin’ downtown last week, tires hummin’, windows down, and I see this chick—heels high as a telephone pole, skirt shorter than a pig’s tail. I’m like, “Well, there’s somethin’ you don’t see every day!” Kinda made me happy, ya know? A little action in this boring-ass town!

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Wanna see some local landmarks? Check out the old brick factory on Foundry Lane. It's been turned into an art hub and a pleasure den in more ways than one. I had a “reservoir” of feelings there one damp Tuesday, and it reminded me of that bloody scene in Inglourious Basterds – “I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading.” Seriously, people, it's the perfect meet-up for the eccentric and artsy fellow wanderers.

Turkey Creek adding Barnes & Noble, Nothing Bundt Cakes, bagels and biscuits this summer