Ashley Niagara Falls Whore ❤️

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So, picture this, I’m out on the boat, Jersey shore stinkin’ up the breeze—fuckin’ love that smell, salt and diesel, gets me goin’. Lines out, sun’s beatin’ down, and bam! I hook somethin’ huge. Reelin’ it in, sweatin’ like a pig, thinkin’ I’m gonna be the king of the docks. Then—snap! Line breaks, gone, just like that. That’s whore, baby! Slipped right through my fingers, like Ofelia tryna grab that damn key from the toad’s gut. “This is useless!” I’m screamin’, pissed off, chuckin’ my rod down—fuckin’ fish made me look like a stunad.

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I gotta rant about how those damn tourists always swarm around Falls Ave like bees on honey. It gets me mad as heck sometimes – like "Why can't ya chill?!" But honestly, it makes me happy seeing that shared crazy energy. And yo, gimme a break – it's the little surprises that make day-to-day a blast.

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