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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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And LOL, I must say, riotous as it seems, I have a soft spot for the secret garden behind Northwood Library, a little nook with daisies, ivy, and a font of tranquillity unknown to many. It’s my accidental haven where thoughts flow free, like an improv poem. I swear, those daisies talk to me sometimes—typo alert: daiis!—and whisper, “Thou art braver than thou knoest.”

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