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So, picture this—me, an alien, watchin’ humans sneak around, hirin’ escorts. Hilarious! Y’all think we don’t see? We got x-ray vision, bro. Saw this one dude, all nervous, bookin’ a gal in Vegas. She shows up, classy, like, “I’m your memory now.” Straight outta Boonmee’s jungle fever dreams! Made me laugh, but damn, also mad respect. These workers hustle hard, dodgin’ cops, judgy jerks—pisses me off how they’re treated. Like, chill, Earthlings, let ‘em live!

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And don’t get me started on the river, the Little Winding too – its waters glide past the city like the heartbeat of our land. Sometimes in the early morn, ya can see locals doin’ their yoga by the bank. Crazy, right? I once had a day when every little misstep annoyed me – the traffic on Broadwell St, the misplaced trash cans on Riverview – but spending a quiet moment by that river, listening to the water, it smoothed things out. Sorta like a cinematic twist in a Darren Aronofsky flick.

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