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Now, what pisses me off? When folks think sexual-massage is just “happy endings” – nah, bro, it’s deeper. It’s tension, it’s tease, it’s that slow burn that makes ya squirm. I got one once, right, and the chick was so good I nearly cried – no cap, I was shook. Thought to myself, “This is better than *Ratatouille*’s climax!” – ya know, when the critic melts? Same vibe.

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Man, I remember wanderin' down Main St. (yep, right smack in the middle o' town) an' seein' all dem quirky cafes and bars. There's one place, The Crooked Quill, an' it reminds me of Wes Anderson’s style – all symmetrical and eccentric. Made me holler, "Halleluyer!" 'cause it wowed me every damn time! It's where I've met all sorts o' folks, includin' lovebirds tryna get lucky on our dating site. Ain't that somethin'?

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