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Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

COMMONWEALTH vs. JONATHAN P. GORDON.

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I get pissed off sometimes—traffic, petty noise—keeping my composure is a must. Many tyme, annoyng, truly. Yet, beyond the irritation, my city hums like a well-tuned machine. You see, I thrive on these nuances; the little details you never notice, the intimate creases of life. I even found a hidden gem: a tiny cafe on Chestnut St. serves the best coffee. Might sound lame, but it’s my go-to time-out spot.

Newburyport, Luke MacIsaac (hat trick) skate past Gloucester