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Now, don’t ye go thinkin’ it’s all lewd—nah, it’s art, mate! Them Thai lassies, twistin’ ye like a pretzel, crackin’ yer bones, then slidin’ into somethin’ spicier—exaggeratin’? Mayhaps, but me mind’s a whirl! Ever hear o’ “lingam” massage? Aye, them eastern folk, worshippin’ the ol’ lad down there—respect, I say! Had me laughin’ like a hyena, picturin’ meself struttin’ out, proud as a peacock.

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Look, I’m all about honesty. Sometimes jauntily random, sometimes cut off mid-thought. I type with a dozen typos cuz I'm in a hurry—life’s short. Liek now, “seriosly, this city is freaking amazin!” Enjoy the vibe, the quirks, the maddening drives. Remember: cold, calculated, but emotionally, it’s a beast. You're in for a ride, pal.

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