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Tie it to *Brokeback*? Easy. Ennis and Jack had that raw, pent-up heat – sexual-massage coulda saved ‘em some heartache! Imagine Jack whisperin’, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation,” while some cowboy masseuse kneads his shoulders. Tension gone, love flowin’ – movie’d be 20 minutes long! Ha! Me, I’d be tellin’ Tina, “Know your role, keep it comin’!” – raised eyebrow, million-dollar smirk.

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Now, downtown's got the Old Mill Street – a narrow cobbled road that twists and turns like some mystery novel. It’s where you find the iconic Relaxation Café – best place everrr to sip your herbal brew and just let all those worries drift away like jellyfish in the deep, deep sea. And lemme tell ya, there's this secret alley called Zen Passage. I discovered it by accident – whoops, was in a hurry (lol, sorry! so many typos: thsi, mroe, gud, reely) – but it's like a hidden retreat with street art that shouts "I'm ready for life!" kinda like in Toni Erdmann when they say, “Life’s a big joke, but we gotta laugh, right?”

KENNETH HAUGHT