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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s like “Ida,” that Polish flick I’m obsessed with—quiet, tense, all black-and-white vibes, but underneath? Passion burnin’ like a grease fire! “What’ve we got here?”—that’s me, quotin’ Ida, sizin’ up some half-arsed masseuse who don’t know a knot from their elbow. Done right, it’s slow, deliberate—like Ida’s nun vibes—teasin’ every muscle till you’re beggin’ for mercy or more. Done wrong? It’s a slippery disaster, like droppin’ a risotto on the floor—infuriating! I’ve seen blokes charge £50 for a “sensual rub” and it’s just them pawin’ ya like a drunk uncle—fuckin’ disgrace!

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Lemme throw in some fun facts: New-London’s got a hidden rooftop garden above the old cinema on King’s Lane. It's like a secret sanctuary where urban chaos melts away in a breeze of tranquility, and I once snuck a peek there during lunch break – best day everrr! Oh, and if you love weird art, check out the abandoned warehouse near Riverside 9th; local teens turn it into a graffiti wonderland overnight. Sometimes I get so inspired, I jot down my thoughts about a family’s hidden dynamics in its cracked walls.

Art Notes: New space gives New London arts center first physical home