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So, sexual-massage—been ‘round forever, right? Ancient Greeks did it, callin’ it “anatripsis”—fancy word for rubbin’ one out, therapeutically, ‘course. Bet they didn’t tell ya that in school, huh? Pisses me off—schools skip the good stuff! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why ain’t I gettin’ a sexual-massage right now? Makes me ragey! Respect my authoritah, I deserve it! Imagine some hot chick—or dude, whatever—runnin’ hands all over, teasin’, workin’ knots out, but also… y’know, *workin’ it*. Happy endin’ or not, that’s the rumor, but I ain’t judgin’.

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So, darlin’, if you ever roll through these parts, enjoy each moment, sip that sunshine, and let your heart pick up some pieces along the way. It's messy, it's lovely, it's real – just like me on a crazy day massagein’ away all them knots. And hey, if you notice I slip in a few goofs along the way, well, that's just the magic of movin’ through a life so full and sweet.

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