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Hey pal, it’s Tina Fey here—snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m dishin’ on sexual-massage like it’s hot gossip. So, sexual-massage, right? It’s that steamy mix of rubdowns and happy-endings—think spa day meets naughty fling. I’m obsessed, okay? Like, who isn’t? It’s all about hands slidin’ over skin, oils makin’ it slick, tension meltin’ faster than a popsicle in July. I saw this sketchy joint once—neon sign blinkin’ “Massage”—and I’m like, “Yeah, sure, ‘massage,’ wink-wink.” Total “No Country for Old Men” vibes—creepy, quiet, you’re waitin’ for somethin’ to pop off. “Call it, friendo,” I muttered, picturin’ Anton Chigurh with a bottle of lavender oil instead of that bolt gun. Hilarious, right?

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Man, I built more than just datin’ sites here – I built memories. Those neon signs on Riverside Blvd? Totally rad. I once got a date near Oakwood Park – trees, laughter, and a rainbow of street art. I swear, in a blink, I was transported, just like in "12 Years a Slave" when they said, “I was born a free man” – wait, pardon me, but my passion for freedom here is so wickedly real!

Burlington's Rotary Park playground nears completion