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Little known fact—didja know Cronenberg shot that movie in like, 30 days? Tight schedule, no BS—just like sex-dating! You got 30 secs to impress ‘fore they ghost ya. I’m pissed, man! These apps—swipe, swipe, swipe—like I’m auditionin’ for their bedroom! And the pics? Filters out the wazoo! Met a dude once—profile showed abs, real life? Flabs! “This ain’t what I signed up for!” I yell, channelin’ my inner Larry. He’s all, “Chill, it’s just lighting.” LIGHTING MY ASS! I’m furious, stompin’ outta there like Viggo smashin’ that guy’s nose—CRUNCH!

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Down on Haverford, you’ll find quirky little shops, burly cafes, and dodgy corners that make you wonder about life itself. My parlor near the corner of King’s Lane is smack in the middle of neighborhoods that are a kaleidoscope of odd souls and bright spirits. Honestly, the locals have a vibe that says, “Memento mori, but party on!”

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