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I gotta spill – sometimes, dang it, I get mad at the constant traffic near Constitution Drive, but then I breathe and remember, “Il faut aimer la vie,” right? That’s my coping mantra. And hey, every corner hides an art piece or a story, a truth of this old town like my own secret scribbles in a dream journal.

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