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So, I roll up to this spot. Old buildin’, creaky stairs, smellin’ like cheap perfume and regret. Girls loungin’ around, lookin’ bored as hell. One’s scrollin’ her phone—prolly TikTok. I’m thinkin’, “What’s the algorithm for *this* gig?” Deadass, it’s absurd. You got dudes stumblin’ in, actin’ all nervous. Like they ain’t never seen a titty before. I’m over here, tryna not laugh. This one guy—baldin’, sweaty—drops his wallet. Coins everywhere. I’m like, “Bruh, you payin’ in quarters?”

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Neighborhoods? Let’s chat about McAllister. That place is quirky, fulla colorful houses and oddly lovable residents. I always see Mr. Johnson walkin’ his ancient mutt. Adorable, man, reminds me of a scene from my fav movie! "Great Scott, this dog’s got more style than me!"

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