Paisley Near North Side Whore ❤️

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Favorite bit? This one whore in Paris, 1800s, called La Païva – she was a legend! Banged her way to millions, built a mansion with a solid gold tub. A gold friggin’ tub! Made me laugh – imagine her splashin’ in that, sippin’ wine, while I’m out here breakin’ backs. She’s like Jennifer Connelly in *Requiem*, dancin’ for cash, but La Païva owned it – “This is my dream!” she’d say, smirkin’.

North Shore Coke Whore

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You know, runnin’ a massage parlor in this hip little patch of town, I've seen all kinds of people roll through. Folks stressin’ out from work, and others, just lookin’ to unwind. I always say, "Sell me this pen!"—yeah, borrowin’ a line from that Wolf of Wall Street flick—and I gotta say, relaxin' with a good knead is like winnin' the big game.

1 killed, 2 injured in shooting near North Side CTA station