Elise Near North Side Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So *whore* - it’s like, society’s dirty lil secret. We’re all whores, ain’t we? Sellin’ our souls for a shiny phone, a dope fit, or some overpriced latte. Gets me mad, mate - corporations pimpin’ us out, and we’re like, “Ta, gimme more!” Cosmic wisdom kicks in - I see it, clear as a supernova: we’re wired to want, to crave, like rats in a maze. Fun fact - back in the 80s, ad blokes figured out red makes ya hungry. Now every fast food joint’s bleedin’ red - whore tactics, suckin’ us in!

North Shore Whore

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I’m ramblin’ now, but hey, that's how I roll. We got the buzz of local dive bars, the stern charm of historic cinemas on Dearborn Street, and a vibe that sometimes feels like you're in a scene from that movie—“I'm not leaving!"—all jumbled up with real folks and real stories.

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